FPN SKIDS BY THE BIG HOUSE

9:30 eagles was the place to be if you wanted to see a hard fought battle for 3 solid periods. FPN squared off against the Red Pepper and it went down to the wire. "this was a good game, hard fought, little chippy, nice goals, great goal tending..pretty much all you need in a good solid game" said rosty.

Red Pepper was able to get on the board first with a sniper for the Donger himself Mark Lindgren. FPN wasnt scared though "the donger is good for a couple a game, so we knew he was going to score, we were just glad we got it out of the way early" said Viggy. This would be the only deficeit the FPN would have to face all game!!! FPN came back with 2 unanswered goals to end the first with a 2-1 lead. "it was good for morale, after only putting up 2 last week, it was good to get on the board" said horner.

From this point on it was pretty much great goaltending and gritty play in both zones. Both teams were able to get on the board in the second to make it 3-2 heading into the third. "we knew the third was going to be hard fought, we just had to bury in and make sure we didn't give up the lead" said boogs

Solid tending on both sides kept the game at a stand still until BOOGS decided he wanted a G-note. On a perfect pinch boogs stepped up, looked at wilson, gave a half a smile and went 5 hole to put the nation up by two with about 7 minutes left. "that was a big goal, they had some momentum going and boogs made a great play" said horn. The pepper was able to get one more but that was it. FPN holds off for a big 4-3 victory over thier bittal rival.

So readers you would think this is where it would end...oh no... oh no

So FPN comes back to the locker room with 45 bucsh lights and one pounder (MVP Trophy) awaiting them. The beers start to be drank and good chatter is going on when Sean "the birdman" Bertie stands up walks to the door, and goes out and gets the one fan that was watching.....the fan was a girl......Bertie says "come on in"....this may seem weird to some, but Bertie has a lot of lady friends, which he does a lot of crazy things with...like showering with them and not banging them.....i dont know how he does it but he does. I once asked him what happens if he pops chub and he says he uses it as a towel rack.........nice. K, back the the locker room. This lovely lady comes in and sits next to Bertie....and guess who the hell is on her other side....none other than FREDIE....you know your night is going well when the only lady that has ever come into the FPN locker room has to sit next to fredie, its basically a great set up for laughs all night.

So it doesnt take long for fredie to introduce himself and start the chatter, weird, general conversation in the locker room is going on, males showering the usual. Then we hear that someone has had a little accident in the corner and my have sharted when he thought he was going to FART. This gentelmans name is NORBY and he has very thin pants on so you can see the shart on the outside. On any given night no bid deal, but when there is a lady in the room...little different. (food for thought, you can hang your dick out infront of a stranger but god for bid you shart a bid and the world ends) So norbs is a little embaressed and backs out of the locker room not to show off his shart...we did get him to turn around and show us and it wasnt that bad. K back to Fredie and the lovely lady...

So by this time Fredie has his shirt off, knowing that it will get some chatter bydal comments on his awesome bod. He chuckles and the lovely lady says, ya your boobs are bigger than mine...fredie says, ya "well maybe you need to go see Doctor Troy (plastic sergeon)". Now its time for fredie to hit the showers, fredie is naked not try to block much from the lady that is sitting shoulder to shoulder with him...walks to the to the shower drops the towel to show his finally tuned cluteous maximus (with a little cottage cheese) and goes to the shower...few minutes later fredie comes back, naked drying off looks to the lady and says "you know, i have a 80% satisfaction rate with the ladies" Bydal says "how do you know that" "i talk to their friends, all women talk"

What a great night, big win, lovely lady in the locker room, and FREDIE...BEUTY

QUOTE OF THE NIGHT

"you now, i have a 80% sastisfaction rate with the ladies" Fredie (while drying off his balls) says to the lovely lady

HIGHLIGHTS

With Tom Bryan hanging all over him, rosty one hands a shot passed wilson to put FPN on the board

HORNER GETS HIS FIRST G-NOTE OF THE YEAR...nice work

BOOGS with a snipe for the game winner

Clay Mannie with a solid solid night to help give FPN a W

Beer Guy-Horn