NEXT GAME

FPN

VS

Spectrum

9:30

Gambucci


Lets bring in 08 with a bid W at the GAMBO on Wednesday. Fredie try not to still be drunk from your new years partying.


FPN NEW YEARS RESOLUTION.....less toe drags, more passing........

FPN BELOW 500.....SON OF A

Jay Panzer

Tim Skarperud

Tyler Palmascino

NOT PICTURED--LEE MARVIN

They also have quinn fyling but he wasn't there

As you can see the above roster is pretty good considering all played for UND and a few played after in the pros.

So last night in the Eagles arena it was the above all stars vs well i guess a couple has been and a bunch of never wases

so ya we lost...6-3, not to bad but what do u do....

I did get another call from the DOC in CO and i think he was still a little upset about his decision to pop the question and commit himself to one lonely vag for the rest of his life......ya that was a good decision.....any who, he lost it, he understood they are a better team, but the lack of passing, AGAIN, put him over the edge.....He said "no more stat sheet for the rest of the year, all wins now are team wins and nothing more, I'm suppose to be in a happy place with the new engagement making $300,000 a year, i shouldn't have to worry about my fellas back in GF not passing the puck....your killing me smalls" He then hung up

PLAYER OF THE GAME

Clay Mannie---one great save after another....could have been 50-3 if it wasn't for him...that a boy

Quote of the night

After fredie had a great night at the bar with married lesbos on Tuesday...ya they were making out....he was offered a beer after the game and he said "no im good" which is definitely a first, but since he was with married lesbos the night before we let is slide....nice work fredie

BOXSCORE

DOESN'T MATTER

FREDIE did break the scoring drought....had to be the lesbos

FPN falls hard to a 3-4 record......what the hell....

Over the break think long and hard about the first half of the season, we need to come of the All-star break and take a run at whitey cup glory

ALL STAR GAME SCHEDULED FOR MANVEL OVER THE X-MAS BREAK

next game Jan 2

THE FPN WOULD LIKE TO SEND OUT A BIG FIST PUMP TO THE DOC IN CO ON

HIS RECENT ENGAGEMENT....way to go kid

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FORM OUR LOCKER ROOM TO YOURS

NEXT GAME-January 2nd

FPN

vs

Spectrom-no idea who they are

9:30

Gambucci


I hope the All Star break was good for everyone, i know horn enjoyed it. Fredie try not to still be drunk on wednesday from New Years.


Lets bring in 08 with a big W

NEXT GAME

FP NATION

vs

SIOUX ALL STARS

8:15

Eagles



Lets not try and give up 7 unanswered this game



AND BEFORE THE GAME LETS HAVE A HUG, LOTS OF TRASH TALKING THIS WEEK



LOVE



THE STAT GUY

MERCHANTS BRING OUT THE GOONS TO TRY BEAT FPN

The merchants obviously had enough ass kicking for the year form FPN. They decided to put the entire city of east grand forks on their bench and then bring out the UND WOMENS HEAD COACH to skate around and ask for fights.....he is a cool guy.

"it was a tuff game, you see this isn't the Stanley cup for us, for dave bies this is all he has so he needs these wins, that's why he puts 100 players on his bench and pays the women's coach to come out and be a dink....he loves the whitey cup" said fredie

The merchants jumped out to a 4-0 lead and FPN couldn't make a comeback. FPN got it close but couldn't seal the deal.

Too many toe drags again cost us a few goals so once again the DOC called from CO when i was on my way home and had this to say....take the toe drags, shove them up the womens coachs ass....then go into the garage and pass the puck off the wall for a while........

ENOUGH SAID


BOXSCORE

Player of the Game.....ask me next week

Quote of the night

Fredie said this to BDO...You, toe drag, then bang one chick silently.......I just bang a lot of chicks.........


1
Merchants
Merchants
Merchants
Merchants
2
FPN, Rosty (Penalty Shot)
Merchants
FPN, Bydal (Rosty)
3
FPN, Jaco (Penlty Shot)
Merchants
FPN, Bydal (Viggy)
Merchants (empty net)


Overall Record: 3-3

Beerguy:
TEAM BEER, Bydal will bring

NEXT GAME

FP NATION
VS
MERCHANTS
8:30
BLC-AKA Shoe Box

Southgate SNAPS and asks FPN to the bid DANCE?

FPN entered the Eagles arena on Wednesday night with a record of 2-2. "we knew it was a big game, heck every game is big up here in the whitey cup" said fredie.

The first started off with good back and forth action. "we haven't seen these guys all year so the first few minutes was feeling them out trying to figure out their game plan" said larson. Southgate was able to get on the board first but FPN knew it wasn't long before they would capitalize on their chances. Ever ready Fredie fed the magic man horn and he did the rest. He deeked to gaters at the blue line, dangled one on the top of the circles then made Pier Lamoreux his BIOTCH. "it was glorious, i was calling for a pass but then i saw that horn was going to do his thing, so i just sat back and watched" said Bydal. Both teams were able to get 2 more to end the first at 2-2.

The second was pretty much a solid game nice action back and forth good solid play, 4-3 FPN.'

This is where it gets interesting. The third period started off with good action then South Gate started to get a little chippy and ended up getting a penalty on horn. This was a FUCKING horrible idea because after this it was all down hill for the gate. You see horn on a penalty shot is like fredie at the bar you know he is going to score...........So horn did his usual half speed into the zone and i think at about the top of the circles is when he took Pier, bent him over shoved his stick up his ass and donkey punched him all while putting the puck in the net. The move horn put on Pier was glorious, pier even tried to kick the net off and yell to the ref the net was off 10 seconds after the puck hit the back of the net....got to love a lamoreoux. So from this point on we knew we were golden because lammy is the biggest head case in the league. We got the score to 10-4, pier was slashing and snapping the whole time, it was actually pretty comical.

Game ends we shake hands, PEIR SNAPS wants to fight everyone and then GOMER "shit tits" GEATZ says to the FPN "I WILL SEE YOU AT THE BIG DANCE"............you want too know how i know your gay.................you refer to fighting as the big dance.....

BOXSCORE

Player of the game

1. Pier Lamoreux-for being the biggest head case in the league

2. Clay-another solid night in the net, made some huge saves in the second

3. HORN-Another Hatty-that's 3 in three weeks-ridicoulous

Quotes of the night

1. Gomer "i like balls" Geatz "see you at the big dance"

2. BDO-after he heard that otty says "FPN LETS GO"

1.

SG

FPN, Horn (fredie)

SG

FPN, Bydal, (rost, jacko)

2

FPN, BDO, (rost, clay-goalie gets a point)

FPN, Jacko, (ronko)

SG

3

FPN, Horn (made lamoreux his biotch)

FPN, Ronko (penalty shot)

FPN, Bydal (unassited)

SG

FPN, BDO (jacko)

FPN, Bertie

FPN, Horn (HORNER-HES BACK-ONE GAME ONE POINT-that's what i like to see)

Beer Guy

Larson

Southgate clean it up!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT GAME

FP NATION
vs
SOUTH GATE (AKA OLD BALLS)
9:30
Eagles

Don't let the name fool you, they are old but good....lets get another W boys

FPN BOUNCES BACK

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE IS YOUR FIST PUMP NATION HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT TRIICK, SCORING HIS FIRST HAT TRICK OF THE SEASON, WEARING SWEATER NUMBER 9, BIG DAAAAAVE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTINGER....


HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE IS YOUR FIST PUMP NATION HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT TRIICK, SCORING HIS SECOND HATRICK IN TWO WEEKS, WEARING SWEATER NUMBER 7, RYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN

Yes readers we had two hattys last night. BDO and Ryan "now you see the puck now you don't" Horn put the team on their backs and carried us to a big win. "i felt it tonight, i don't know what it was, just one of those nights where everything was going right" said horn. BDO said "of course i got a hatty, what else do u expect"

These two all stars came out and got the team back on track with timely goals. Horn got it started with a great pass from larson and then the magic man took over from there with an unreal dangle to toe drag to dangle to back hand snipe. "that goal was what we needed, it got the spirits up and everyone stepped it up a bit after we got on top" said fredie. Otty started his once a season night with a great shot on a penalty shot putting FPN up 2-0. The merchants came back and got one to end the first with the score 2-1.

Second started off with back and forth action but FPN started the scoring off with a great pass from rosty to larson to put the game to 3-1. The merchants kept coming back but FPN was not letting this one slip away. "it was great game, we score one they would score one, just back and forth, I'm just really proud of how the team stayed together and battled till the end" said clay. Every time they would score "hat tricks are us" would come down and get it back.

The third was hard fought and we knew it was going to be our night when horn got a penalty shot and deked the goalie so bad he was sitting on his ass when the puck went in the net "i thought he was going to shoot three moves before the puck went in the net" said rosty-that was an actual quote

Game ended 8-3...AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT

BOXSCORE

Quote of the night is changed to action of the night:

BDO actually did a fist pump when he got his third goal of the game.....classy

Players of the game:
HORN, BDO, and Clay-another solid net between the pipes

1
FPN, Horn (larson)
FPN, D Otty (penalty shot)
M
2
FPN, Larson (rosty)
M
FPN, Horn (fredie*)
3
FPN, Bydal/Jaco-Jaco got checked and could take the penalty shot so bydal sniped-so we both get a goal
M
FPN, D otty (all alone)
FPN, D Otty (all alone)
FPN, Horn (all alone)
*think someone forgot to write down assists at the end of the game-little help boys*


Beer guy
Bydal

Boones guy
Viggy

FPN gets another loss

BRUTAL, PATHETIC, AWFUL....just a few words to describe the loss to the RED PEPPER on Wednesday night....yes i said a loss to the PEPPER....

Not much to write, but I did get a call from a silent owner while driving home from Bonzers and here is what he had to say

1. If one more person trys to do a toe drag on a three on one again...they will be asked to take their FPN sweater off right there...so if you did that on Wednesday take your toe drag, shove it up your ass, and go in the garage and pass a puck up against a wall for a while

2. If bydal gets any more chances in the slot, and passes it instead of shoots, we are going to start calling him fredie....because we know he is the best fluffer with no finish.....

3. DO WORK SON, DO WORK

Player of the Game:

Matt Wilson-Pepper goalie

Quote of the night

Freide did some exploring and there is no clit ring......


BOXSCORE

HORN GOT A HATTY
PEPPER SCORED ALOT
FPN didnt feel it had to score until 5 minutes left when we got the score to 8-6, but pepper got two empty netters


BEER GUY
don't need one

BOONES GUY
we didn't play good enough to open the boones on Wednesday so we still have a bottle


lets go boys, lets get the fist pumps rolling..........

no boones farm is costly for F.P.N

F.P.N. played the Sioux all stars on Wednesday night and got off to a great start. "the start we got from each line was exactly what we needed, we got on them early" said sponsor/player/coach horner "that's what we need to do each and every night, i will be pointing that out in the video room tomorrow at 6 am"

FPN got up early with two goals and Clay was able to keep us in it the remainder of the first with multiple highlight saves. "he was unreal tonight, he stood on his head, did a little jig and was still able to make great saves, he deserved a win tonight" said D Otty. The first ended with FPN up 2-0

The second was a lot of back and forth action with clay making save after save to keep FPN up by two. Half way through the second the all stars were able to find the back of the net to make it 2-1, this didn't sit well with freddy. The next time he got on the ice he took it upon himself to get the goal back. He picked up the puck at center ice, dangled panzer and skarp, head faked Tim O'Connell and looked at wolf, point up right corner, winked and sniped. "it was magical, that play was something you only see in the big show, yes i said the big show, "said ronko" just more evidence that freddy was one of those allstars that was missed by the scouts." The second ended with a 3-1 score.

The third period FPN took a dump all over the ice and the all stars got 7, yes 7, unanswered goals.............................DAMMIT

In the post game press conference (you get a press conference when you play the all stars) d otty had this to say "they are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook...if you want to crown their asses then crown them...the only reason we lost tonight is because no one was fighting to get the MVP and take the first glorious swig of the Boones farm..this is something that will never happen again"

BOXSCORE

Quote of the night

After a few cold brewskies in the locker room, freddy noticed a call from a snapper on his phone. he gave this lady friend a call back and the quotes started rolling from there, here is a few i remember:

"yeeeeees, i get to bang a clit ring tonight"

"shes not hot but she is skinny"

Player of the game
Clay-he played unreal

1
FPN, Bydal (viggy)
FPN, Bydal (ronko)
*rosty should have had a goal as well, but the ref tripped over the red line and didn't see the puck go in the net"
2
All Stars
FPN, Freddy (unassisted)
3
All Stars
All Stars
All Stars
All Stars
All Stars
All Stars
All Stars
that is the worst third period ever

Beer Guys
Rosty
Horner

Boones Guy
Clay

GAME ONE

FPN started its inaugural season last night in the glorious eagles arena. FPN faced off against the 06-07 league champs, THE MERCHANTS. The game started off with crisp passing and end to end action. Both goalies made some key saves early to keep the game a tie. But 5 minutes in Fredie Mc Fredilson decided he was sick of a tie game. "i got a great pass for Otty and was able to go to my favorite place on and off the ice.....the 5 hole....dam i love that hole" said fredie. "it was a great boost to the team, with it being the first game and a sold out crowd, it let us all relax after we got that first one." said otty. FPN may have felt relaxed but the play did not show it. FPN ended up putting 3 more on the board to end the first with a 4-1 lead.

The second started off with much of the same. Bydal, Rost, and Norby were able to get to the net and bury it. "it was big to keep the pressure on them, they are the league champs, we knew if we sat back they would come back" said norby. The second ended with FPN on top 7-2.

The third got a little dicey. The merchants got a few goals to cut the lead but Jaco decided it was time to get his lunch box and go camp out in front of the net. With back to back goals by Jaco the game was out of reach. "those goals were big, i mean big, they were greasy and that's what we needed at the point to put the game out of reach.....hes an all star in my book" said otty.

FPN ended the game with an 11-5 win.

BOXSCORE

Quote of the night

As Fredie was examining a herpie/zit near his groin region and asking the team what we thought it was. Viggy said "Jaco will pop that for a dollar"

Player of the Game: Pretty much a team win so we had 3 stars of the night.

1-Rosty with a hatty-due to the hatty he was able to take the first swig of the Boones Farm

2-Jaco-got greasy when he needed too

3-Clay-just a solid steady night in the net

1

FPN, Fredie (D Otty)

FPN, Rosty (Bydal)

FPN, Horn (Rosty, Otty)

Merchants

FPN, Rost (Otti, Ronko)

2

FPN, Bydal (Rosty, Bertie)

FPN, Rosty (Horn, Bydal*)

Merchants

FPN, Norby (D Otty, Jaco)

3

Merchants

Merchants

FPN, Jaco (Viggy)

FPN, Jaco (Freddy, Jordan)

FPN, D Otty (Bydal, Bertie)

Merchants

FPN, Ronko (Norby, Horn)

* indicates phantom assist