Jay Panzer
Tim Skarperud
NOT PICTURED--LEE MARVIN
They also have quinn fyling but he wasn't there
As you can see the above roster is pretty good considering all played for UND and a few played after in the pros.
So last night in the Eagles arena it was the above all stars vs well i guess a couple has been and a bunch of never wases
so ya we lost...6-3, not to bad but what do u do....
I did get another call from the DOC in CO and i think he was still a little upset about his decision to pop the question and commit himself to one lonely vag for the rest of his life......ya that was a good decision.....any who, he lost it, he understood they are a better team, but the lack of passing, AGAIN, put him over the edge.....He said "no more stat sheet for the rest of the year, all wins now are team wins and nothing more, I'm suppose to be in a happy place with the new engagement making $300,000 a year, i shouldn't have to worry about my fellas back in GF not passing the puck....your killing me smalls" He then hung up
PLAYER OF THE GAME
Clay Mannie---one great save after another....could have been 50-3 if it wasn't for him...that a boy
Quote of the night
After fredie had a great night at the bar with married lesbos on Tuesday...ya they were making out....he was offered a beer after the game and he said "no im good" which is definitely a first, but since he was with married lesbos the night before we let is slide....nice work fredie
BOXSCORE
DOESN'T MATTER
FREDIE did break the scoring drought....had to be the lesbos
FPN falls hard to a 3-4 record......what the hell....
Over the break think long and hard about the first half of the season, we need to come of the All-star break and take a run at whitey cup glory
ALL STAR GAME SCHEDULED FOR MANVEL OVER THE X-MAS BREAK
next game Jan 2
THE FPN WOULD LIKE TO SEND OUT A BIG FIST PUMP TO THE DOC IN CO ON
HIS RECENT ENGAGEMENT....way to go kid
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FORM OUR LOCKER ROOM TO YOURS
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Hey byds, sorry about the hang up on the phone. you know how it is. just disappointed in you guys right now. I know there is a lot of potential there. Anyways, you guys train hard over the break and get back into it after XMAS. Thanks for the FPN ultimate fist pump for the engagement. appreciate it. Also, norby mentioned 3 bachelor parties will probably be enough. What do you think??? Vegas, CO and one at the ROCK?? Let me know captain. Later-doc ott in CO
we are going got hoggarths so you might as well come along with that one, kill 2 birds with one stone in VEGAS BABY VEGAS
talk to cloudy, lets plan it
haha. sound like it may work . let me know byds and keep an eye on my brother this weekend. Sounds like they are tearing it up since you guys have a week off from the FPN schedule!!
Dear FPN:
Sorry to hear the stat sheet was a divisive factor for your team. It should be a motivating factor for players to produce passing plays. Don't you know everybody gets more points if you score on tic-tac-toe lamp lighters?
Take the BLUE CRUSH for example. On December 23rd, seven Crush skaters showed up to take on six players from the Filthies, a Bozeman Ameteur Hockey Association expansion team consisting of a bunch of young guns from Michigan or Wisconsin or some place like that... oh yeah North Dakota. Anyway, their speed, youthful exhuberance, and tundra heritage was no match for Crush team chemistry... as they were defeated 20-5. Granted their goalie was drinking bud light and smoking cigarettes all game...
Regardless, the stat sheet was tended closer than the Crush crease, and 10 of the tallies show two players credited with helpers, 7 have a single assist, and only 3 solo tallies.
The coveted Blue Stick, awarded to each night's game MVP, went to Chris "the Earl" Edmunds, who finished with 4 nets and 9 helpers. 3 playmakers in one game? Everybody knows Edmunds is a dipsy doodling, toe-drag dangler... how does that happen?
When asked, the Earl eagerly replied... "its all about assists next to your name on the stat sheet. how else can you beat someone by 15 goals and still impress their women?"
FPN, the stat sheet is an asset, not a handicap. It has played an integral role in the Crush's undefeated streak since game 1 of the 2007 Modak Classic. Bring it back, figure out the right way to use it, and get your team back out of the cellar. You've got fans with high expectations.
Darby
Blue Crush, MT
PS: Long live the toe-drag.
Well said Darby,
I would propose the idea of keeping the stat sheet. The only change needed is no credit for selfish goals that are the result of greedy players seeking to only pad their own ego's and dreams of being at the top of the list for g notes. I believe this new amendment could solve the problem that FPN has recently encountered, no points awarded and the mischievous player who has acted selfishly will be immediately called out on their greediness, glorious!
Rosty
2nd Amendment of the FPN Nation,
Players who are playing selfishly and the play has not resulted in a dirty g note, will be given a minus in a newly developed stat sheet that contains a category for dirty plays. That way selfish players will be constantly reminded of their shady plays and need for rapid improvement in being a team player. The player who is currently on the ice when the selfish play has occurred will be immediately called out on their actions by the players on the bench, who will note the minus on the stat shit in the "dirty play" category.
Signed,
Jefferson Rost
Nice league you play in Darby. Sounds like a first time skater could score if they really tried. I wish every game FPN played could be against a bunch of shleps who drink all day before hitting the ice. Must be really difficult to make 15 passes before you score.
No, no.. I don't think you know the Crush, Oates. We're the ones who drink all day, except for a couple of really religious guys on Sundays...
I think the "dirty" column on the stat sheet is a great idea. Now Bart will finally feel shame when he shows off his boomer on a 3 on 1 instead of feathering the pass.
the dirty goal column is a great idea but BDO might cry to much if we put everyone of his goals there
Stat Guy
This Tim Skarperud is a real loser.
He's here in Lincoln Ne this weekend, sitting in the bar at Embassy, drunk off his ass with some blonde insurance saleswoman. They are loud, talking about how they already banged in the meeting room once, and he's coaxing her back in there but she says she needs to drink more.
They talk about his wife and kids, and halloween costumes. They talk about the blondes kids, her sexual dissatisfaction with her hubby and what it takes to pleasure her. They sneak off, back to the dark meeting room and 3 of the bartenders give them a few minutes nad then bust them, bare asses and all, kicking them out of the dark room.
Eventually they show up again asking for a cab so he can go back to his own hotel. Loser, pure loser. Oh yeah, all the booze to get her drunk (and himself) on his company's card, Vaaler. Loser.
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