NEXT GAME

FPN

VS

Spectrum

9:30

Gambucci


Lets bring in 08 with a bid W at the GAMBO on Wednesday. Fredie try not to still be drunk from your new years partying.


FPN NEW YEARS RESOLUTION.....less toe drags, more passing........

FPN BELOW 500.....SON OF A

Jay Panzer

Tim Skarperud

Tyler Palmascino

NOT PICTURED--LEE MARVIN

They also have quinn fyling but he wasn't there

As you can see the above roster is pretty good considering all played for UND and a few played after in the pros.

So last night in the Eagles arena it was the above all stars vs well i guess a couple has been and a bunch of never wases

so ya we lost...6-3, not to bad but what do u do....

I did get another call from the DOC in CO and i think he was still a little upset about his decision to pop the question and commit himself to one lonely vag for the rest of his life......ya that was a good decision.....any who, he lost it, he understood they are a better team, but the lack of passing, AGAIN, put him over the edge.....He said "no more stat sheet for the rest of the year, all wins now are team wins and nothing more, I'm suppose to be in a happy place with the new engagement making $300,000 a year, i shouldn't have to worry about my fellas back in GF not passing the puck....your killing me smalls" He then hung up

PLAYER OF THE GAME

Clay Mannie---one great save after another....could have been 50-3 if it wasn't for him...that a boy

Quote of the night

After fredie had a great night at the bar with married lesbos on Tuesday...ya they were making out....he was offered a beer after the game and he said "no im good" which is definitely a first, but since he was with married lesbos the night before we let is slide....nice work fredie

BOXSCORE

DOESN'T MATTER

FREDIE did break the scoring drought....had to be the lesbos

FPN falls hard to a 3-4 record......what the hell....

Over the break think long and hard about the first half of the season, we need to come of the All-star break and take a run at whitey cup glory

ALL STAR GAME SCHEDULED FOR MANVEL OVER THE X-MAS BREAK

next game Jan 2

THE FPN WOULD LIKE TO SEND OUT A BIG FIST PUMP TO THE DOC IN CO ON

HIS RECENT ENGAGEMENT....way to go kid

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FORM OUR LOCKER ROOM TO YOURS

NEXT GAME-January 2nd

FPN

vs

Spectrom-no idea who they are

9:30

Gambucci


I hope the All Star break was good for everyone, i know horn enjoyed it. Fredie try not to still be drunk on wednesday from New Years.


Lets bring in 08 with a big W

NEXT GAME

FP NATION

vs

SIOUX ALL STARS

8:15

Eagles



Lets not try and give up 7 unanswered this game



AND BEFORE THE GAME LETS HAVE A HUG, LOTS OF TRASH TALKING THIS WEEK



LOVE



THE STAT GUY

MERCHANTS BRING OUT THE GOONS TO TRY BEAT FPN

The merchants obviously had enough ass kicking for the year form FPN. They decided to put the entire city of east grand forks on their bench and then bring out the UND WOMENS HEAD COACH to skate around and ask for fights.....he is a cool guy.

"it was a tuff game, you see this isn't the Stanley cup for us, for dave bies this is all he has so he needs these wins, that's why he puts 100 players on his bench and pays the women's coach to come out and be a dink....he loves the whitey cup" said fredie

The merchants jumped out to a 4-0 lead and FPN couldn't make a comeback. FPN got it close but couldn't seal the deal.

Too many toe drags again cost us a few goals so once again the DOC called from CO when i was on my way home and had this to say....take the toe drags, shove them up the womens coachs ass....then go into the garage and pass the puck off the wall for a while........

ENOUGH SAID


BOXSCORE

Player of the Game.....ask me next week

Quote of the night

Fredie said this to BDO...You, toe drag, then bang one chick silently.......I just bang a lot of chicks.........


1
Merchants
Merchants
Merchants
Merchants
2
FPN, Rosty (Penalty Shot)
Merchants
FPN, Bydal (Rosty)
3
FPN, Jaco (Penlty Shot)
Merchants
FPN, Bydal (Viggy)
Merchants (empty net)


Overall Record: 3-3

Beerguy:
TEAM BEER, Bydal will bring

NEXT GAME

FP NATION
VS
MERCHANTS
8:30
BLC-AKA Shoe Box

Southgate SNAPS and asks FPN to the bid DANCE?

FPN entered the Eagles arena on Wednesday night with a record of 2-2. "we knew it was a big game, heck every game is big up here in the whitey cup" said fredie.

The first started off with good back and forth action. "we haven't seen these guys all year so the first few minutes was feeling them out trying to figure out their game plan" said larson. Southgate was able to get on the board first but FPN knew it wasn't long before they would capitalize on their chances. Ever ready Fredie fed the magic man horn and he did the rest. He deeked to gaters at the blue line, dangled one on the top of the circles then made Pier Lamoreux his BIOTCH. "it was glorious, i was calling for a pass but then i saw that horn was going to do his thing, so i just sat back and watched" said Bydal. Both teams were able to get 2 more to end the first at 2-2.

The second was pretty much a solid game nice action back and forth good solid play, 4-3 FPN.'

This is where it gets interesting. The third period started off with good action then South Gate started to get a little chippy and ended up getting a penalty on horn. This was a FUCKING horrible idea because after this it was all down hill for the gate. You see horn on a penalty shot is like fredie at the bar you know he is going to score...........So horn did his usual half speed into the zone and i think at about the top of the circles is when he took Pier, bent him over shoved his stick up his ass and donkey punched him all while putting the puck in the net. The move horn put on Pier was glorious, pier even tried to kick the net off and yell to the ref the net was off 10 seconds after the puck hit the back of the net....got to love a lamoreoux. So from this point on we knew we were golden because lammy is the biggest head case in the league. We got the score to 10-4, pier was slashing and snapping the whole time, it was actually pretty comical.

Game ends we shake hands, PEIR SNAPS wants to fight everyone and then GOMER "shit tits" GEATZ says to the FPN "I WILL SEE YOU AT THE BIG DANCE"............you want too know how i know your gay.................you refer to fighting as the big dance.....

BOXSCORE

Player of the game

1. Pier Lamoreux-for being the biggest head case in the league

2. Clay-another solid night in the net, made some huge saves in the second

3. HORN-Another Hatty-that's 3 in three weeks-ridicoulous

Quotes of the night

1. Gomer "i like balls" Geatz "see you at the big dance"

2. BDO-after he heard that otty says "FPN LETS GO"

1.

SG

FPN, Horn (fredie)

SG

FPN, Bydal, (rost, jacko)

2

FPN, BDO, (rost, clay-goalie gets a point)

FPN, Jacko, (ronko)

SG

3

FPN, Horn (made lamoreux his biotch)

FPN, Ronko (penalty shot)

FPN, Bydal (unassited)

SG

FPN, BDO (jacko)

FPN, Bertie

FPN, Horn (HORNER-HES BACK-ONE GAME ONE POINT-that's what i like to see)

Beer Guy

Larson

Southgate clean it up!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT GAME

FP NATION
vs
SOUTH GATE (AKA OLD BALLS)
9:30
Eagles

Don't let the name fool you, they are old but good....lets get another W boys