2007-2008 FPN season considered an expansion year

Well readers I havent blogged lately cause we suck. Next week we are playing for 7 or 8th place...wow is that bad.

It is our first year so we are considered an expansion team and every expansion team sucks the first year.

FPN was able to hang a banner...more on that later

NEXT GAME

FPN

VS

red pepper

7:00pm

Gambucci


First round of playoffs boys. Its been a long season we all have bumps and bruises, suck it up and lets get a big W.....3 wins in a row and we will be able to hang the whitey cup banner....

NEXT GAME...LETS GO SIOUX

FPN

VS

HORNS BOYFRIENDS TEAM

8:15

Eagles

On another note:

Lots of media outlets have been ripping the sioux for their last few weeks with fighting and penalties. Since this is one of the majior media outlets i thought we better say something....

Shut up you fags, this is hockey. The sioux have always been a gritty team they take the ice to win at any cost. If you dont want to play with us then go back into your locker room and play with your dingy.......

NOT IN OUR HOUSE BIOTCHES

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTAL

That pretty much sums up the night for FPN............CLEAN IT UP BOYS

Quote of the night

GOD WE SUCKED TONIGHT....everyone

"im not going to play next week because i dont want my boyfriend from the other team to get mad at me"......i wont put a name on this quote

HIGHLIGHTS

50 beers were brought to the game....49 were drank.....nice work

FPN loses 6-3 to Spectrum....wow is that gay......do you want to know how i know your team is gay.....you lose to a bunch of grafton boys on a team called spectrum

BEER GUY..JACKO

NEXT GAME

FPN

VS

Spectrum

8:30

Purpur



Lets get number 3 in a row.

Just pass it to Larson, I think he has his scoring touch back...if he chokes twice we will sit him for a period

KATE IS GREAT

FPN played overtime last night and the first period ended with FPN up 9-1 so the game was pretty uneventful. The only things that really happend was Larson was flying around trying to get his scoring touch back. "hay i felt bad flying around out there but i havent scored all year so i need to try get the touch back, i think this hatrick tonight against this termite goalie will really get me on the right track" said larson. Along with larson, Fredie decided to wind up and take a very long, slow, shitty slap shot into one of overtimes players chest when the score was 18-3........must have been to impress Katie

BUUUUUUT, Fredies delightful treat met him in the locker room and the night started. Katie (berties ladies friend from last week) decided to come into the locker room and have a few beers with the FPN. Bertie was brilliant enough to inform us that she would be coming in before the game so we had it all set up so she could sit by Fredie. So fredie gets into the locker room, starts up a wonderful conversation with Katie and starts to get undressed.

Fredie has everything off except his sweats, so once again he is showing off is wonderfully groomed body. He stands up, grabs the sweats, drops them to the floor, throws his towel over his head and drapes it over his shoulders and sits right back down to continue his conversation with Katie like nothing has happened. At this point the whole team preatty much loses it with laughter. Fredie's big jim and the twins are just hanging over the bench saying "hay look at me, im not scary." He puts a few one liners on her but katie is just not having it. So fredie decides to hit the shower, he walks to the shower with his towel over his shoulders showing off his backside. There was a few propositons to katie from the shower but she wasnt having it.

On a sad note:

Our fateful leader and FIST PUMP inspiration played his final game with fist pump nation on wednesday. Due to salary cap issues he was traded to the Junior B league in the cities. rumors have been swirling about him chasing a lovely lady but we haven't found enough evidence to convick him of that.

Good luck BDO, thanks for the Dynasty........

Oh by the way he tried very very hard to get a g-note in his last night.....and he was successful...

Quotes of the night

"My dad used to fuck her mom"...viggy refering to someones friend

Fredie had multiples but i cant remember them cause i was laughing to hard

Highlights

Larson gets his first hat trick

Fredie takes a boomer that goes no where

Horner lights the lamp to keep his scoring streak in tact



See you next week

Beer Guy-Bertie (Katie bring some wine for you and fredie)

NEXT GAME

FPN

VS

Overtime

9:30
Gambucci

Lets get another win boys....


Beer Guy-Horn


Norby is disputting the Brown stain was not from a shart. Since we are a team I thought we would do a little survey and let the team decide where the brown stain came from.

Where did Norbys Brown Stain Come From?

A) A Shart
B) Deep finger penetration while he was laying on the couch eating cheetos
C) Not enough wipes after a dirty deuce caused by ninja turtle shots
D) His new women got a little frisky with him when he wasn't ready
E) Does it really matter, a brown stain is a brown stain, clean it up norby.......

Post your answer in the comments section, results revealed after our big win on Wednesday.