First things first, Our jerseys finally got the logos put on them. PITA PIT, TAPERS PLUS, AND RHINO CONTRACTING--they look hot. So Jordan who did the printing had his lovely wife give them a wash.......and apparently put them in a super duper drier and shrunk a majority of them to look like the guy to the left......good thing know one wears shoulder pads cause the jerseys wouldn't fit. Mrs. Jordan thanks for the wash, lets try cold wash next time
Any who, after we struggled to get our jerseys on we took the ice to get the season back on track. Eagles arena has been good to us so there was good vibe before the game. A few guys were nervous because there was a sold out crowd of...8...the malichers travel well, but a solid FPN warm up got everyone ready for the task at hand.
The game started off in the usual way, with steady back and forth action. Then the birdman decided he wanted to get his first G-note of the year. He took the puck out of the FPN zone and did a few head fakes, one toe drag, and sniped from the blue line. FPN up 1-0. "I was a little worried at first, but it was good for us to get that first goal, not only to silence the malichers but for the team, got everyone upbeat and ready to go" said fredie. From there it was pretty much FPN domination. This was just to much for a guy you may know.....ROSS "I SUCK" Lund.
I don't know if it was that Ross didn't make the FPN roster or what but half way through the second he snapped. He decided to follow bydal around and try and get him to fight and was just overall being a ROSS LUND which equals KING DOUCHE....this payed off well because bydal lite the lamp twice while ross was following him around...Bydal had an opportunity to seal the natural hat trick on a penalty shot...but Bydal was a little worried and didn't want to wipe out again and skated straight in on the tender, attempted to make a move, and shot it into the goalies chest. "after cock smoke slashed me to give a penalty shot, i had flash backs of last week and got real nervous, if i were to wipe out on two penalty shots in a row i might have been asked to leave the team, so i figured skate straight in and shoot would be the safest bet, i got my confidence back now so i think i will be good to go next time" Bydal said. All these chances that were generated because ross had a spout of small man syndrome were just to much, he continued to chirp the bench, with a little procrastination from bydal, and the ref tossed him......it was pretty classic...a greenberg teammate actually had to tell him to leave........Ross might be time to hang it up, you have played, wait tried to play, on every single team from here to Oregon..and it has never worked out..........FPN suggestion....Bouche ball.
Game ends at a 8-4 win for FPN
Quote of the night
Viggy was talking about the savage drought his cock has been in and this is what he said "my cock feels like it is in a 1930's dust bowl, it has been so long" oh then he said he only goes out on Wednesdays if he is guaranteed to get laid???????
HIGHLIGHTS
Bertie gets his first G-note after a 3 weeks off
ROSS LUND-thats all i need to say about that
Clay Mannie solid night again...must have been the inspiration from his students in the crowd with "i love clay signs"-actually happened
FPN GETS BACK IN THE WIN COLUMN
On a sad note, we forgot to bring beer last night so there wasn't much celebrating after the game. Horn, VP of player operations, said maybe we shouldn't bring beer anymore since we won......................he has now been demoted to Jock Washer for the next two weeks
TEAM BEER NEXT WEEK-Bydal will bring
5 comments:
I should have bagged Joey Melicher in front of his parents.
Thanks for the slash vinny! Way to instigate and leave me to clean up your mess.
Pretty sure your the one Beads, that said we maybe shouldn't bring beer. I on the other hand said, drinking beer before and after the game is probably the thing we are best at. I also think that after next weeks game we should go out as a team and tie one on. I know it will be tough because we will have to find a guarantee bangski for the vinn-doctor!
Horny hit the nail on the head. We need to have a team crushing one of these nights after the game. We play in a beer league anyway, we might as well booze. Now, how can we dampen the ole dusty rod for the doctor? BDO can round a few of his closet notches up I bet.
On another note, I can't wear that dam wife beater I have as a Jersey anymore. It was cutting off circulation in my upper extremeties (hence i took 12 shots without a single tally).
Agreed we need to get out as a team and have a few brewskies. I am trying to figure out when we play next week, we might have a re-match with happy joes but dont know yet.
TEAM-start looking for a guranteed lay for viggy so we can get him to the bar.......FREDIE AND BDO you seem to know the dirty ones so you guys can take the lead on the SWAMP DONKEY HUNTING....
Nibbles, you jersy looked good, the tightness will allow more strength in the shot, just lean into that stick and let it fly
BEADS
Nibbles,You're jersey wasn't too tight, I thought it fit perfect. Mrs. Jordan thought spandex looked good on you!
I agree Vinny does need to get laid he's starting to take his aggression out on other teams, and then Jake has to goon it up.
Jord
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