So, I go to the liquor store to get a dirty thirty for the team. I decide to grab a 40 of OLDE E for the MVP of the night. This turned out to be a horrible decision. Apparently OLDE E is very unliked by FPN and no one wanted to score to get the MVP.So to the team I apologize for bringing such a shitty MVP trophy, i guess OLDE E just isn't the frosty beverage of choice for FPN.
Bydals choking didn't stop there....oh no.....readers it had just begun.
Bydals chokes:
1. Tying my left skate, break a lace
2. Tying my right skate, break another lace.....I should have told myself right then and there to take my equipment of, grab my brown bag full of OLDE E, and go sit in the stands.
3. Bydal gets a great pass from BDO...in on a break away... goes back hand................STONED
4. Bydal gets a penalty shot, STONED
5. Bydal gets a penalty shot, STONED
6. Bydal gets another penalty shot, scores.....little to late you dip shit
So Bydal had 4 golden opportunities to score and only scored once, he also had a few decent opportunities to bury it and didn't do it there. Considering we lost 5-2.....I would say that it was BYDALS fault for this loss. Not just because of the chokes on the ice, but because of the purchase of the OLDE E.......no one wanted to get the MVP trophy so no one wanted to score.....DAMMIT BYDAL CLEAN IT UP.........
"i just couldn't get it done tonight, i am very upset i let my team down" bydal said "i hope the doc in CO doesn't send me down to the Denny's Cup League to work on my skills, but after tonight i don't know if he will have a choice"
FPN lose 5-2..........2 F@%CkING goals in a city league game is pathetic, we are a better team than that!!!!!!!
Each member of FPN, who missed the net tonight (so everyone), has to go into the garage and shoot 100 pucks a day for the rest of the week.......
QUOTE OF THE NIGHT
As bydal is reflecting on his shit performance tonight he says "hay ovechkin is only 30% on his shoot out opportunities so I guess I'm not doing that bad"
HAY BYDAL NEVER COMPARE YOURSELF TO OVECHKIN AGAIN....
HIGHLIGHTS
Norby gets his lunch box and gets FPN on the board in the third...
that was about it........dammit we suck
Lets clean it up boys, another big rematch against the pep next week
5 comments:
sounds like this blog is all the fpns have. keep it up boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
actually, we have a lot...we are just trying to put it all together....
Byds, sounds like you guys were wroking on the defensive scheme I drew up for u a little more than the offense. Get it together. Great pick by me though, huh!!! Predicting youd get a goal-u shouldve had 5.. later Doc in CO
I thought we played well and controlled the pace of play. Byds, don't put it all on yourself. I had many o chances as well. It was both our faults. We have to stop thinking so much and just light the lamp like the first few games of the year sons. I will be at KFC dipping into a bucket of original recipe and thinking long a hard about the next game.
What is twenty-three percent body fat and trips over the blue line on break-aways?
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