Thursday, December 6, 2007

Southgate SNAPS and asks FPN to the bid DANCE?


FPN entered the Eagles arena on Wednesday night with a record of 2-2. "we knew it was a big game, heck every game is big up here in the whitey cup" said fredie.
The first started off with good back and forth action. "we haven't seen these guys all year so the first few minutes was feeling them out trying to figure out their game plan" said larson. Southgate was able to get on the board first but FPN knew it wasn't long before they would capitalize on their chances. Ever ready Fredie fed the magic man horn and he did the rest. He deeked to gaters at the blue line, dangled one on the top of the circles then made Pier Lamoreux his BIOTCH. "it was glorious, i was calling for a pass but then i saw that horn was going to do his thing, so i just sat back and watched" said Bydal. Both teams were able to get 2 more to end the first at 2-2.
The second was pretty much a solid game nice action back and forth good solid play, 4-3 FPN.'
This is where it gets interesting. The third period started off with good action then South Gate started to get a little chippy and ended up getting a penalty on horn. This was a FUCKING horrible idea because after this it was all down hill for the gate. You see horn on a penalty shot is like fredie at the bar you know he is going to score...........So horn did his usual half speed into the zone and i think at about the top of the circles is when he took Pier, bent him over shoved his stick up his ass and donkey punched him all while putting the puck in the net. The move horn put on Pier was glorious, pier even tried to kick the net off and yell to the ref the net was off 10 seconds after the puck hit the back of the net....got to love a lamoreoux. So from this point on we knew we were golden because lammy is the biggest head case in the league. We got the score to 10-4, pier was slashing and snapping the whole time, it was actually pretty comical.
Game ends we shake hands, PEIR SNAPS wants to fight everyone and then GOMER "shit tits" GEATZ says to the FPN "I WILL SEE YOU AT THE BIG DANCE"............you want too know how i know your gay.................you refer to fighting as the big dance.....
BOXSCORE
Player of the game
1. Pier Lamoreux-for being the biggest head case in the league
2. Clay-another solid night in the net, made some huge saves in the second
3. HORN-Another Hatty-that's 3 in three weeks-ridicoulous
Quotes of the night
1. Gomer "i like balls" Geatz "see you at the big dance"
2. BDO-after he heard that otty says "FPN LETS GO"
1.
SG
FPN, Horn (fredie)
SG
FPN, Bydal, (rost, jacko)
2
FPN, BDO, (rost, clay-goalie gets a point)
FPN, Jacko, (ronko)
SG
3
FPN, Horn (made lamoreux his biotch)
FPN, Ronko (penalty shot)
FPN, Bydal (unassited)
SG
FPN, BDO (jacko)
FPN, Bertie
FPN, Horn (HORNER-HES BACK-ONE GAME ONE POINT-that's what i like to see)
Beer Guy
Larson
Southgate clean it up!!!!!!!!!!!



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someone should inform Pierre that he is gayer than a bag of dicks.

And Gomer, the only dance you are going to see is the one I do on your face next time we play!

Jake

Anonymous said...

that southgate team needs to eat a huge bag of dripping gay porno dicks. I've seen some unclassy things in my day, but that had to be the worst yet. figure it out lammie.