Thursday, December 13, 2007

MERCHANTS BRING OUT THE GOONS TO TRY BEAT FPN

The merchants obviously had enough ass kicking for the year form FPN. They decided to put the entire city of east grand forks on their bench and then bring out the UND WOMENS HEAD COACH to skate around and ask for fights.....he is a cool guy.

"it was a tuff game, you see this isn't the Stanley cup for us, for dave bies this is all he has so he needs these wins, that's why he puts 100 players on his bench and pays the women's coach to come out and be a dink....he loves the whitey cup" said fredie

The merchants jumped out to a 4-0 lead and FPN couldn't make a comeback. FPN got it close but couldn't seal the deal.

Too many toe drags again cost us a few goals so once again the DOC called from CO when i was on my way home and had this to say....take the toe drags, shove them up the womens coachs ass....then go into the garage and pass the puck off the wall for a while........

ENOUGH SAID


BOXSCORE

Player of the Game.....ask me next week

Quote of the night

Fredie said this to BDO...You, toe drag, then bang one chick silently.......I just bang a lot of chicks.........


1
Merchants
Merchants
Merchants
Merchants
2
FPN, Rosty (Penalty Shot)
Merchants
FPN, Bydal (Rosty)
3
FPN, Jaco (Penlty Shot)
Merchants
FPN, Bydal (Viggy)
Merchants (empty net)


Overall Record: 3-3

Beerguy:
TEAM BEER, Bydal will bring

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

ditch the toe drags and pass the puck. how about we don't have any drunks on our team against the Sioux All Stars.

Anonymous said...

drunk responds,
I won't be drunk again, but blaming two guys for that loss is about as lame as being a minus three for the game and then blaming it on the drunks.

Anonymous said...

C'mon sons, we are supposed to be a team here. We all contributed to the loss. I'll be the first to say that I wasn't at the top of my game. We need to buck up and work hard when we're not getting bounces. Let's go boys!

Jake Purpur

Anonymous said...

byds, thanks for giving my apples to viggy and rosty. Don't try and jar me son, you can't. I think I will have to get drunk next week. nibbs and freddy had their best games, haha.

Anonymous said...

once again BDO only cares about his pts not W's.

Unknown said...

Better luck next week boyz! Be off the DL after the new year... Lookin for some big wins after the All Star break...

Anonymous said...

Sorry I couldn't make it boys. I was painfully sick...and by painfully sick I mean it was more painful than watching Dalton aka Freddie hit on chicks at the bar. See everybody this week at the all-star game.
p.s As far as toe drags...its a bad habit but you can't get rid of all your bad habits in one game so...i say limit one toe drag per person/per game

Anonymous said...

hay if you call someone out on the team dont leave it as anonymous....gay

if we go one toe drag per person per game...BDO you have used all yours up........wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

I forgot the stat sheet so had to use memory, if you really want some points i can give them too you

beads

Anonymous said...

sorry beads...that anonymous was me!

Horny Out